1/ When you see panties every Friday evening all over the place
2/ When you actually live at 4, Privet Drive
Fed up of being fooled
3/ When you really understand Londoners
4/ When you take the lift on purpose
5/ When you start drinking as a true Londoner
6/ When you know that life is too short to learn French
7/ When you know what to expect about weather forecast
8/ When you desperately try to save money
9/ When you still can’t understand British separated taps
10/ When you are fed up ’cause of missing shutters
Fed up of being fooled
